THERE are five reasons why we should be happy that Bush has been re-elected.
â¢ We can still type "miserable failure" into Google and be directed straight to George W Bush's biography on the official White House website.
â¢ The US still has a president whose name is two V signs.
â¢ Four more years of Jon Culshaw's Bush impressions on BBC2 sketch show Dead Ringers
â¢ More daft Bush promises such as "We cannot let terriers and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile."
â¢ We can continue to watch the TV hit West Wing and imagine that actor Martin Sheen is really running things.
PHILIP BRAND London SW17
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