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When the Dogs Found Out What Adolf Learned in Landsberg
By Michael Stewart

The dogs stormed the golden gates
of the kennel club,
crushed the studbooks
and tore up the dogshow statutes.

They shat on Sewallis’s grave
and pissed on the offices of 
the SCC, ENCI, AKC, UKC, and the FCI.
They ripped the words ‘pet’ and ‘owner’ 
from the dictionary.

They made a heap 
of muzzles and leads 
as high as a hayrick 
then set fire to it.

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